A lesson in bathing

After suspecting that some certain boys in our home weren't really using soap and shampoo when 'bathing', Matt had this conversation with them.

Matt: "Boys look at your mom, do you think she is pretty?" (oh, Lord help me)

Boys (looking at me, the mom):  "Yea."  (thank you Lord)

Matt:  "If you don't keep yourselves clean, then you won't get a pretty girl like mommy to marry you." (thanks, Honey)

Boys: "Oh."