Bickering kids

Do your kids bicker? Or fight? Or 'look' at each other? Or touch, pinch, tap or hit each other? Do they get up in the morning and argue about the number of chocolate chips on their pancakes? Do they argue about how big of a bite the other is taking of his sausage? Do they stretch out in the most awkward positions on the couch just so and then complain because somebody else wants to sit down? Do they blame each other for lost items? Do they yell at each other for making noises or singing or coughing? Do they argue about how the other brother clears his plate and puts it in the sink and which side of the sink and how much milk they may or may not have left in the glass? Do they punch each other in the arm 'on accident'?

No?

Oh good, mine don't either ;- )