Today

At preschool today as I was sitting beside a rather 'challenging' student...he looked at me with his hand on my leg and said "You're my mom right?" Me: "No, I'm your teacher, not your mom." Then next comes poking me multiple times in the boob and "my mom has 'boob-boobs' like yours, she feeds my brudder with 'em." Me: "Oh, well, please don't poke me there, it isn't polite!"
If we could read his mind it probably would look something like this: boobs=mom?!