Two more stories

First Dylan:  When he heard about the snow day this morning, being the worry-wort that he is, he said, "man, we better have school tomorrow or we'll use up all our snow days and Strickland will make us go to school in the summer".  Our reply, "Dylan, quit worrying and go have some fun."

Next Grant:  We were all bundled up in the car going to have lunch at Wendy's and Grant piped up, "I sink I'm gonna need my sucking singer."  Lo and behold his hideous gloves had covered up his prize possession, his thumb....off with the glove, in with the thumb.